I was an English major, and although I’m sure, I think this is an oxymoronic JOB!
You can not be humane and ask me about the absences I’ve taken since m dog died.
By the way, I have over 200 sick days banked. Why? I was younger, healthier, and didn’t have a baby!
As soon as you go above 10 sick days HR sends you a letter in NY state public education.
I have the maximum of 200 days free. Why are yo looking for “a pattern ” now?
I never had children.
LEAVE me alone.